Reblogged from makemecome
Pieces Be With You
We were all meant to be broken toys, and I just say we play with the pieces! ----------------------------------------Drewbert, USA
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……
let us bow our heads
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
anger
if u don’t fucking understand i’ll show u fucking lazy selfish ass u didn’t even fucking try instead u made a stupid picture hahahahahaha BYE
Just lick it. It’s s mini penis.
It’s not like it’s on a different place on every woman. If you can’t find it, you obviously didn’t look, because it’s not at all hidden.
Yeah. I’m awful at sex, and I understand the clitoris pretty well. Easy to find, easy to stimulate. I mean…what’s not to understand? Just use monotonous motions that make it feel nice. >.>
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nayx:
Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.
this is incredible
im so embarrassed for people who are not me right now
IM SCREAMING
I wonder how scarred a weeping angel would end up in the presence of an agalmatophiliac.
The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr
do not do this to my frail and mortal being
If you’re having a bad day. I present to you, kittens. Because kittens are awesome.
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tumblr the loving accepting community
unless you’re yahoo
or a man apparently
or if your white big NO NO
or if you’re heterosexual
or if you don’t ship what other people ship
Well, this is only about half of Tumblr, but it’s still true enough.
Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
Mm, imagine how tasty legitimately fresh bacon would be.
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fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
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Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
I wanna hear this as an applause for me actually getting out of bed in the morning!
(Source: fuckyeahshuthefuckup, via rimjobsandtittysprinkles)
- You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
- A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
- Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
- Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
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That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
Why are we still lying about this? I mean, his parents separated when Will was a teenager, but they didn’t divorce until a lot later. His dad worked practically seven days a week, so he couldn’t see his children ALL the time, but he was a dedicated father, as far as I can tell from what I’ve read of him.
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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
Seriously, you are all the nastiest race of people it’s just fucking sad at this point.
#white people #white #people #not really people #sociopaths #psychopaths #racism #prejudice #genocide #rape #corrective rape #discrimination #discriminate #racists #racist…
When did being white become a bad thing? When did being born into any ethnicity become a bad thing? When you lack the choice in something, that something does not have any moral value to it. It’s amoral. Void of moral consciousness or defintement. You’d think it’s an easy thing to understand.
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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