Now I know that cats are major diplomats for face-to-bum relations, but this is going too far. Once every hour, one household loses a roll of toilet paper to these aggressive acts by catkind. A belief system of radical closemindedness makes these breeds unable to understand the human way of life. We have tried to explain to them our ways, but thus far to no avail. Please raise awareness for these acts of terrorism.
(Source: absolutefucker, via laugh-addict)